The Triumph of the Procastinatoros

Things that make you go hmm.  Lets get this straight. We like to mull over every single decision and action, pretending as if the ‘to be history’ of the world depended on that particular decision/action.  Thank God it does not. For if it did the history itself would have been wiped out of existence. This is just one of the many imaginative reasons that we give ourselves, and conveniently delay the moment of action/decision.

Once upon a time, right after the point there was no time, a giant walked the earth. He gazed across the lush untouched greens and the sweet gentle rivers gleaming beneath the young sun. He was asked by the powers that be to look out for places where life could begin. He thought for a while, he sat for a while and thought some more. He slept through the night and then went for a stroll in the garden, and then when he reached the deadline given to him by the boss, he extended it and thought for a bit more.

Yes my friend, procrastination is the reason behind the late coming of life on earth. Not evolution as some (read Darwin) would have you believe.  Procrastination!

The reason behind all the madness of life – the last minute creativity that leapt to the aid of Procastinatoros.  Calvin knows best.