my god i am lazy

Ok this is absolutely not done. About three months ago I decided I would blog regularly. But as it turned out I didn’t do so, various factors influenced it...I was too busy or caught up or lazy or just not in the mood for it.
But the last three months have been incomprehensibly chaotic. First I got beaten up by the vice principal, and then the vc resigned. (about this much has been said so I will keep shut), then there wren my exams and my result and on top of that my students...one of them tried to come up with a theory with which he can add by just doing subtraction....he is only 12.pure genius I say. then I went to goa sounds clichéd but the place is paradise. it’s beautiful. plus I learned how to make bloody mary and goan fish curry.unfortunatly can’t put the pics on this time but definatly do so next time.oh yeah on the way I fainted in the train.....due to a zarda overdose. people freaked out and somebody thought I was dead. my brother managed to submerge the hotel room under foam n water. my parents managed to forget when the return ticket was in Bombay, we came to know the exact time of departure exactly 4hrs before the train...umm...we packed in exactly 3 hrs.
it was good to go back to Bombay...and meet old friends. but I realized something this time around. for some strange reason I am more fond of cal now then of Bombay. this was rather unexpected. I have stayed in Bombay for ten years...I was really surprised. well more on that later.
I came back and found myself wielding a jharu and beating up a Sicilian amol in alist and gairik's film. apparently I am the half Sicilian half Bengali witch aunt of hari puttar! ask my directors I am a brilliant actor. my brilliance almost forced one of them shoots himself with thermocol cartridge.
and now I am working in a feminist organization. More on these developments later...for now I was tagged by alist to do the following:





7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. become a journo.
2. become a photographer.
3. go to egypt, peru, turkey, malaysia, cambodia, kenya, and some other places.
4. learn how to cook parsi and lebannese food.
5. for god's sake finally play the guitar...
6. make a couple of documentry films.
7. beat up ashwini.

7 things I can do:
i can be a geek.
i can be very lazy.
i am arrogant at times and at the same time uniquely low on confidence.
i can be very stubborn.
i can have accidents....things happen to me always. i am jinxed.
i can be very narrow minded.
i am nice person.
i am stupid
apparently i have no guts.
i am a lot more than that. but i am tired of typing.

7 things I can't do:
1. be unjust to pple.
2. be rude or mean to pple.
3. be less loud.
4. be more calm & assertive.
5. i cant play the guitar
6. despite all allegations i cant write poetry
7. i cant avoid my consciousness


7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
intelligence, personality, wit and attitude. need to respect the guy. nothing more.



7 things that I say most often:
wat the fuck!
what bloody rot!
gudum gadam
and loads of other stupid thingies.

7 celebrity crushes:
wat the hell is this!
okay....
bono
sting
aamir khan
denzel washington
johny depp
al pacino
steve waugh

thank god thats over. i am not tagging neone.