Are you in or out!

Disclaimer: All puns are intended. The article is a mere observation and nothing more.

Groundrules first! If you think you are too 'hep and cool' please do not bother to read this... this is sooo not for you! Like totally out of your league, if you know what I mean.

It’s a matter of deep philosophical importance. These are questions that will decide the moral fiber of our age – the age of seeming chaos… and once you know the answer, you shall be considered among the wise, whose knowledge shall be like a beacon to mankind leading us forth into nirvana.

Now that you are absolutely convinced that I am about to embark upon an intense philosophical debate in my erstwhile non sensical chronicles, which of course was a stupid mistake, let me be a tad bit more specific. You are doomed, and allow me to repeat myself, you are DOOMED, if you indulge in any of the following activities:

1) You talk funny (blabber your head off, talk about random facts, talk geeky, and talk like you are a flower girl in the fields of wonderland!) And please don’t even bother with the ‘I speak nothing but the truth’ bullshit.

2) If you bought the t shirt you are wearing from Garia hatar mor, or Chowpatty or Sarojini… I mean ‘How could you!’ Did you know they are about to include this in one of the sins?

3) You have more than one oddity… as of now it’s okay to have one oddity. Definition of oddity - You are weird. (If you expected something more constructive, boo hoo! Go do you own research!)

You are doomed, ye Children of a doomer god… run for your lives from the grand monster of ‘in crowd.’ May the Gods protect you from their chief weapon – boredom, may you still prevail and enrich our lives.

Don't you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lotta money.
It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock & roll to me.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me

(Billy Joel)